“Huh- whe- whewe am fwuffy?” Awoke a red fluffy from a hearty slumber. As his head rises up and his eyes adjust, he starts to see unfamiliar scenery from when he was last conscious. With panic in his eyes and quickness in his breath he scans around him.
“Speshul fwen?! Whewe am yu!” He screamed out his eyes still blurred with confusion. He blinks to clear the disturbance behind his logic. Upon closer examination she was still next to him just the way they were when they went to sleep.
Then how was he somewhere new? Even for a fluffy he knew both of them couldn’t have slept walk to an entirely new place. A new place? Where is he? This isn the dingy alley he was in before, no it was clean here it smelled pretty looked pretty, it was dark but the entire room was lowly lit with dimmed lights from above, much less harsh and inviting as the employee door lights from the alley. What happened? It’s all he could think about, soon enough he got his answer.
A door opens to his right as it opens the lights slowly burn brighter forming the ideal artificial sun. From behind the door a portly man walks through his hair brown with strands of grey showing through ought. As the lights brighten the fluffy sees more of his surroundings. He is inside a well taken care of room, large with plenty of space and all around him are other fluffies all split into small groups some with foals others without, the fluffies upon feeling the light start to stir awake slowly popping up from their respective piles, yawning and stretching.
“Good morning everyone! I hope you’re all ready for a pleasant day, and let’s welcome the new family to our glorious herd!” The man spoke aloud alerting the remaining sleepers among the piles.
“Uh- Mistuh whewe am fwuffy and speshul fwen?”
“Oh of course my apologies, introductions are in place. Well little man this place is gonna be your new home and Im your new daddy!” The man said with a toothy grin wrapping around his face.
“Ny-nyu housie a-an nyu daddeh!? Yay yay yayyy! Speshul fwen an fwuffy hab housie an daddeh bestest bwite time ebah!” The fluffy starts to dance in place cheering and tapping his partner on her shoulder to stir her awake.
The green mare still groggy and unamused by her partners loudness had started to finally raise her head and take in her surroundings and her partner’s ecstatic declare.
“Nyu housie? Nyu daddeh? Nyu housie nyu daddeh. NYU HOUSIE NYU DADDEH! Eeee yay!” The mare jumps up and dances along with her mate in what could only be described as a fluffy tango.
“Now now, I’m sure you’re more than pleased to hear that but I ask that you reel it in a little there are others who don’t wish to be awake so early.” The man says in a cheery yet commanding tone.
“Sowwy daddeh. Fwuffy an speshul fwen jus su ectited tu hab housie and daddeh.”
“That’s ok friend I completely understand the sentiment. Now I keep hearing you call yourself fluffy you and your little mate must not have names. How about we fix that now?” The man put a finger to his chin and looked down at the pair before him. “You’ll be Chevy and the little miss here will be Lexus, now how does that sound?”
“Chevwie wub namesies!” “Wexus wub namesies tu!” The pair begins dancing together once again albeit quieter than before.
“Well I’m glad you both like ‘em. Now I’ll be back with a gift for everyone to celebrate our new friends be good now!” The man gives a grins and turns around to walk out the room, before he leaves he leans down to a fluffy by the door and whispers into his ears, the fluffy’s ears perk up and he nods his head as the man walks out the room closing the door behind him.
Chevy and Lexus spend their time introducing themselves to their new friends and family. After many ‘hewwo nyu fwens’ the couple start to explore their surroundings getting a grasp on the large space they find themselves in. The room is large roughly the size of a double wide garage. Filled with large enclosures acting as different dens for the herd residing inside. The lights above shine with a similarity to the natural sun, slowly growing brighter as the day continues on. There are 2 doors, the first being the one the man walked in and out from it is a normal door made of wood painted to match the scenery among the walls, clouds with a blue background small plastic stars are stuck higher up to mimic stars at night. The center of the room is designed similarly to a park aside from the fluffy friendly features such as a plastic pond, a toy chest, and small beds for benches, the grass and bushes also made of plastic line paths to allow for privacy as all the covered areas in the park are litter boxes.
While running around taking in the sights and sounds a brown fluffy with a bright orange streak of a mane walks up to the couple with a stern look in his face.
“Hewwo Chevwie, Wexus, am Bwonco dad- ahem Mistuh Pa-Tuh-Sun says Bwonco hab to teww fwuffies da wuwes.” Bronco sits the couple down at a ‘bench’ in the park and starts to explain the rules of the herd and how they must be followed.
“Numbah wun, aww fwuffies mus use da wittabox a make good poopies if any fwuffies make bad poopies dey awe in twubbwe. Numbah Twu if fwuffy hab babbehs ow am soon-mummah dey mus MUS teww Mistuh Pa-Tuh-Sun. Numbah Twee bad fwuffies nu wewcome if fwuffy am bad dey go tu da Shinee Gentwemun. Dats was da wuwes.”
”Wha da Shinee Gentwemun? Sound funneh.”
“Bwonco dun knu, bu wheneba a fwuffy gu dey neba cum back, bu dey bad fwuffies su is otay.”
After the brief explanation of the rules the fluffies part ways as Chevy and Lexus sit together singing and dancing about their new home. Some time passes and a loud noise is heard beyond the walls. A loud screeching noise muffled by the walls is heard by the fluffies in the room who seem to flinch momentarily but continue as normal, however Chevy and Lexus are startled instantly and cower into each other both letting loose a small stream of piss and shit into the bushes of the park.
“Wha am dat! Is scawy nu wike! Huuhuuu!” Lexus cries out into Chevy’s fluff.
“Nu knu bu am scawy! Chevwie wiw save yu do!” Chevy makes the bold claim whilst also cowering into Lexus. Seeing the scared duo Bronco waddles up and hugs them both calming them to the best of his ability.
“It otay! Is gud nummie noise. Wen noisie cum gud nummies cum soon aftuh it am scawy bu yu git use tu it. Bu fwuffies nee huwwy an cwean bad poppies.” Chevy and Lexus had started to calm down at the touch of Bronco however that calm was replaced again with panic as they realized they broke the very first rule. Not wanting to be bad fluffies and Chevy being the loving mate went straight to cleaning their messes licking it up between “nu smeww pwetty, nu taste pwetty.” Although with some protest he is able to clean it sufficiently just in time as Mr. Patterson walks through the door.
“Alrighty! It’s dinner time y’all!” Patterson yells out and sets down several large containers filled with spaghetti easily enough to feed each fluffy twice. After setting the containers down a chorus rings out in the room.
“SKETTIS!”
As the herd of fluffies race over one another to get at a container, Chevy and Lexus forget entirely about the noise as they devour the fluffy crack in front of them. As ferals they never knew the true delight of spaghetti only the pre-programmed knowledge of how good it can taste, now finally having the real thing they taste every ounce of it screaming out “bestest nummies!” between mouthfuls.
The fluffies devour their food as Patterson watches on filling out a notebook as he watches all the herd eat. Each fluffy has a name with a tally next to it of varying quantities. Next to Chevy and Lexus he marks down a tally and closes his notebook, taking the containers after the herd has finally be sated.
“Well goodnight y’all have delightful dreams!” Mr Patterson declares as he leaves the herd, once the door closes behind him the lights above dim and become darker emulating the night as the glow in the dark stars light up the ceiling. The herd splits up into small groups as piles form and fluffies slumber, Bronco sleeps alone by the door, Chevy and Lexus cuddle together as they drift off into a dream filled sleep.
Behind closed doors and insulated walls in another room a faint cry can be heard unnoticed.