The Shopkeeper [by Shoe]


Hi Hi HI. I took a really long break, huh? Well… Hope you haven’t missed me!
Here’s a doodlie I managed to make in an hour before going to bed. Soo nini :slight_smile:

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This has to be horny bait… and it’s working.
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Also, lmao. Fat fuck in the corner.

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fat shit is only worth $0.13

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I’ll buy the fat fuck, please.

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‘I suggest a trade: the whiny orange pet for one of the quiet foals that knows their fucking place.’

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Ooh I want to buy that little purple pink one that you’re holding please. I’ll pay you in Backrubs platonic back rubs no funny business

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Boil them in the jars. The fluffy saying we need to save them needs a stiff slap—toys don’t decide what we are going to do.

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Welcome back.

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Personally, I would proceed to buy what foals I could afford/house, just to make the older fluffy feel better. After that, if I could actually take care of them, and they weren’t awful, I’d keep them. If not I’d find good non-abusive homes for them.

I will never understand the abuse stuff unless it’s directed at smarties or other irredeemably terrible fluffies. I guess I just don’t get the whole “cute aggression” thing.

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This image is menacing as hell AAAAAAAAA

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“Heueue. Deal accepted, pal. Those foals already have the fear of god inside of them. ~”

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Based opinion.
Sadly fucked up people like me don’t think that way.

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The jars won’t stand the heat. Just put the foals in boiling water instead

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Thanks bro/brosette

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I need more art of the Shopkeeper herself. Very nice.

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Preach

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Ponies on jars, truly a classic product that might sell off quick!
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Go apologize to God right now

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Need more jar (or container) pony tags here…

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I am shaking to my core.

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