The Skullies (Chad Lapposki)










Technically speaking, Skullies are far more intelligent than the average fluffy.
But since their stomach directly press and sometimes squeeze out its position their brain, they often result even more dumb than a derped sensitive.

they reach peak intelligence when they’re starving


Look @Za, look what you have unintentionally helped create.

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OK, that was close, If he didn’t eat any longer, he would realize that his kind is nothing more than a byproduct of human greed

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How are any of them alive

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Spite and duct tape

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This is fucking vile.

I love it.

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This is far from the worst thing I’ve ever had a hand in creating but it is very easily one of my favorites

I didn’t expect you to actually take the name, lol. But I suppose it does fit

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You know, fragile or not, they could maybe make for an interesting servant if you keep the little shits on a liquid diet so as not to retardify them

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I could see preparing these by baking them and then cracking them open like crabs. You’d have to avoid the digestive tract, but the meat would be something else.

I won’t go here into how I would euthanize them before baking.

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Love, patience and cotton glove

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lmfao these rule. Pop pop squish

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Do they brake like eggs if I accidentally drop one?

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Reminds me of the Hamburger Helper skeleton

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Wooo so glad to see more!

Oh no, he heard you

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“Uhhhhhhhhh, Have some spaghetti”

I proceeded to jump out of the window

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good lord, just in time

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He may need to be punished for breaking a window

says the guy covered in glass

Not gonna lie, I was stuck with either giving him spaghetti or taking out a silent pistol and taking him out

Cool. But what about their bleach tolerance? Do they have any?

They have a very cursed existence

I don’t wanna think about how snu-snu between those things would work

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