The small gremlin boy. (Art by EdgyJr)

[EdgyJr]

[dragon_not_found]

I don’t like tax fraud, but I know a guy who does:

[Pushka]

Kill it.

[EdgyJr]

Naw

[StoneRouge]

I like him even more now.

Would he like to go around with me and spray people with a super soaker filled with orange soda?

[Pushka]

Dewit

[Thatmotherfluffer]

The fifth foal!!!

[EdgyJr]

He definitely would. For no reason other than chaos

[BadLuck]

I like this boy, he’s a good boy.

[EdgyJr]

He’s a funny lil goober

[Guodzilla]

So what happens if you feed him after midnight?

[EdgyJr]

Nothing.
Just don’t let him consume a whole pack of Altoids mints in one sitting.

[Guodzilla]

Whahoppen?

[EdgyJr]

[Guodzilla]

No worries. I’ll feed him a whole pack of Mentos and wash it down with a 2-liter of Coke.

[EdgyJr]

[Guodzilla]

Kabloosh!

[EdgyJr]

Now here’s an idea. Fill him to the brim with soda. Pick him up and shake him vigorously. Point his face at someone and open his mouth.
Soda cannon

[Guodzilla]

I know just the target.

@krieg Hey! Get in here for a sec! I wanna show you something!

[Krieg]

Morning you called?