BEHOLD:
THE SPWOWEH MACHINE
EQUIPPED WITH THE FORMIDABLE NITRO INJECTED QUADRUPLE TURBO W 36
TWO HIGH BYPASS TURBO JET ENGINES WITH TWIN AFTERBURNERS
AND A GIANT LIQUID FUEL ROCKET ENGINE THAT GIVES THIS VEHICLE THE ACCELERATION FROM 0 TO 100 IN 0.9 SECONDS AND A TOP SPEED OF OVER MACH 1!!!
NOW WHY WOULD I NEED THIS SPEED WHEN A FLUFFY DIES FROM A LOLLIPOP DROPPED ON IT’S HEAD?
BECAUSE I CAN!!! !!! !!!
fluffy pony dies in a car crash on the first turn
Hmm.
rubs his beard sneakily
Quite the entry you’ve got there.
Not particularly silly, other than having a fluffy drive it.
But I guess that’s silly enough.
What’s your racer’s name?
The silly part is it’s sheer ridiculousness!
Oh his name is “A Pig”
Or maybe even “The SPWOWIN PIG”
i hope he goes to the city
Splodin’ Pig, got it
Let’s be honest, the fluffy pony is gonna died from a panic attack when the car turns over and it thinks its a monster.
Explorer, exploder, same difference, right?
Around here, yeah, usually
“I told you that’s recirc!” Presses button, jet engine burns away all the full before it can even gain momentum
A fellow red line enjoyer
Does a person have to be in a vehicle in order for it to qualify for the land speed record? If not, I have an idea
I would say yes, a “land speed” record requires something touching the land.
What about this?
