Due to the influx of requests for alternative curriculum, VBCA will now be offering two additional alternatives to the current course available. The first of these alternatives is a 9 months hands on course called the elbow grease plan. This option is entirely free to attend and will teach your fluffy self discipline through an honest day’s work. Your fluffy will stay on site for the entire 9 months , rising at 4am and completing assignments around the farm until they either finish the assigned tasks or the clock strikes 6pm. Those who finish their tasks early will be allowed skettie for their next meal. While those who do not complete their tasks will be fed regular kibble. The elbow grease plan insures your fluffy will be given the water and litter box breaks every 30 minutes Or upon request. The second alternative course is the fitness and conditioning plan modeled after the military doctrine of physical exercise and group punishment. Sweat away the attitude of you fluffy at the cost of a $1200 donation you can enroll up to 10 fluffies and have them ship shape within 30 days. Please note that the fitness and conditioning plan is not available to any fluffy under the age of colt or filly. Any fluffies suffering from mental or physical impairments are barred from This program. The fitness and conditioning plan while intense is the most cost effective both in terms of money and time.(VBCA is not held responsible for behavioral relapses caused by owner negligence)
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