Now you, yes you, can own a piece of fluffy history! Wear it on your bag! Wear it on your hat! Wear it in public and try not to stammer too much when people say it’s cute and ask you where you got it! Pray to whatever deity you prefer that they doin’t investigate on their own, discovering the truth and alienating you from friends and society!
Specifications
Size 30mm x 26mm or 1.18" x 1"
That’s slightly larger than an American quarter!
Made from solid Ukrainian “metal”!
Snaps on safe with a locking pin back, because nobody should be using butterfly or rubber pin backs anymore. This is the 21st century.
Pricing
The price of your very own Dummeh pin is $15 USD for one, or $27.50 for two! Payments will be processed through Stripe
Pre-paid debit cards should work. If you would prefer to pay via PayPal or Venmo instead, that can be done.
Shipping
But Virgil, I live in a hut deep in the South American jungle! How much is shipping? It’s free, world-wide. Each of these will come delivered in a bright orange bubble envelope, so the United States Postal Service/local tribesman has no excuse for losing them. Tracking numbers will be provided whenever possible.
Availability
This is a limited offer! Only 45 pins are in stock, and they’re purchased on a first-come, first-serve basis!
These pins are serialized with numbers from 1 to 45. Check to make sure the number you want has not been selected already. You will need to send me a private message to let me know which number you want.
This is on a First Come, First Served basis.
If the number you want is unavailable, I will either help you to select a different number, or I will refund your payment.
…Isn’t advertising fluffies and being a fan of them a pretty bad idea? People aren’t going to understand that this is all fantasy, and that the “abusers” here aren’t just psychopaths who want to actually hurt animals.
I know hugbox and other stuff is a thing, but mainstream is only going to see abusers…
If people ask what it is, just lie.
Isn’t this cute enough to like it for the simple reason that it’s cute?
It’s not like it’s depicted getting bludgeoned with a bat or anything.
Sure, but a simple reverse image search should reveal the site. Just makes me nervous is all. Marketing fluffies on the grand scale has always been discouraged by the community before for those reasons.
I’m not saying don’t do it, I’m just saying be careful. Sure, 45 pins ain’t too big of a deal, but that’s still 45 more ways someone can find us, especially nosey Karen mothers to kids as their parents for their credit card for this.
I agree with you on that point.
This is why I am not looking into making a made-to-order shop like a Redbubble account.
If we do this again, (no guarantees) it will be in a similarly limited release.
There, I have done it. There will now be material evidence that I look at creepy little horses on the internet. This pin will go great with the sexy Hazbin Hotel pins I also can never let anyone see.
