I based this off of those posts that have fake foal traps that attract those asshole pedo Smarties and chop their nuts off.
Edit: Ignore the two “widdles”, fucking autocorrect always ruins Fluff speak. It’s supposed to say “widdwe”
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“Sky fink mistah am habben wong finkies fow bad enfies, an it am pwobwomatic tu fink dat Sky am safe fwom bad enfies cos wook wike munstah wen in fak, Sky bein munstah meen am MOWE wikewy tu git bad enfies cos Smawties wowk on soo-pewiowty compwex. Wha meen mowe tu a Smawty dan bein da wun tu degwade a, qwote, “munstah Fwuffy” thwoo da meens of fowced sek-ooh-ah conqwest?”
“Well your mum also has a shotgun, that usually does the trick.”
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Well fuck, I didn’t think of that. I was assuming that a Smarty would lose all of his bravado when coming face to face with a “munstah Fluffy”. I will concede that Dave (Blueberry’s owner) also didn’t think of that. All I really have about Sky’s owner is that she’s a vet so she really likes animals (Fluffies included, sorry Abuseboxers, anything including Sky and Blueberry is strictly Hugbox zone witht the occasional Neutralbox) so I absolutely believe that she would care about Sky enough to pack heat and blow up any Smarty that tries to give her bad enfies
Edit: Ah, screw it take a bitesized story about it
“MUMMAAAAAH!! SMAWTY TWY TU GIB SKY BAD ENFIES!”
“Oh for FUCK’S SAKE- Go inside and watch some Bluey, I’ll take care of this.”
Sky trots into the living room and starts watching Bluey. She turns up the volume on the TV to drown out the sounds of a shotgun going off and loud screeing. Sky’s mummah comes back inside, covered in blood.
“I want you to stay indoors for the rest of the day, okay? Mummah has some cleaning up to do in the back yard.”
“Otay Mummah. Can Mummah pick pwetty fwowews fow Sky? Wan bwing tu Daycawe fow Cawamew!”
“Sure thing.”
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Don’t read too much into it, I just had Sky speak with way too much intelligence as a gag.
If Smarties are too scared of Alicorns to give them bad enfies in your universe then that’s your headcanon.
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I just like the idea of Smarties being total cowards and quivering like a leaf when they’re actually in danger. Like, they’d charge at a Barkie munstah but the second it bites a limb off, they crumple. Sky just has to go “BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!” and flap her wings to scare a Smarty off because the Smarty thinks that’s an attack 
I am keeping the shotgun idea, I think it’s a little funny.
I’ve got at least one Smarty in Sky’s daycare class (a mild case, I’m going with the idea that he’s only doing what his Fluffy Mummah tells him to and can be snapped out of the Smarty behaviour once he realises that his Mummsh is a bad Fluffy) so I’m picturing the idea of Sky being put in the sorry box because she told Doug that her mummah would “hit Doug with da boom boom sorry stick” if he kept being mean to her
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Probably depends on the Smarty, but it seems pretty plausible - disabled humans get victimised because people think they’re less able to fight back, not more so.
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