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Making your foal dance for sketties until she says she has, “wowstest tummie huwties!”
Feeding extremely spicy peppers to your foal (hidden in aforementioned sketties), causing her to puke and cry and develop food-avoidance!
Setting your foal up on a play-date with a “sensitibe babbeh” that’s almost twice her size! When you pick her up hours later, and she’s covered in bites, poopies, and hoof-marks, tell her that he’ll be her future “speshul fweind”, causing her to cry the entire car ride home!
Smacking your foal with a Sorry Stick until she stops crying, but keep smacking anyway, causing her to wail in pain!
Taking away your foal’s favorite Stuffy Fwiend on a cold, stormy night, so she whines out, “Mummah! Whewe Stuffy Fwen? Pwease hewp babbeh!!! Huu huu…”, crying out of fear and shivering from the cold! She’ll stay up all night, growing increasingly agitated as the temperature drops and the storm continues!
Hide needles in the Stuffy Fweind and return it the next morning when your foal cries! Her sensitive body will be pricked immediately upon hugging it, causing her to jump back, cry, and develop a STRONG fear response (hiding from stuffies, crying when left alone with it, frantically darting eyes, hoof sucking) to her once-favorite toy!
Pushing down on your foal’s head until her eyes roll back and she lets out a gurgly scream-cry!