This but fluffies
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This, but fluffies:
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They’re Made out of Poop
Replace each instance of “meat” with “poop”, along with other fluffy-centric terms
I want fluffy skeet. But instead of the fluffys being shot, its fluffies that are the munitions shot. Granted I suppose they could be the ammo and the targets. ~shoots mother with their foal from slingshot ~
Potato launcher is better.
April fools day.
Aka - April foals day. Help control the spring fluffy population by stealing foals and prank some people/fluffies with said foals.
Fluffy hide welcome mats.
Or just fluffies that have been made flat.
Fluffy asmr.
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Joes apartment movie, but with micro fluffies.
Whether its that joe breeds micros as a side hustle - que interactions between talking roaches and fluffies.
At which point have it be sentient roaches x micro fluffy shenanigans. Or replace the roaches with feral micros entirely
Something about sentient roaches riding micro fluffies and ranching them in the walls amuses me. 
I imagine the micros would have a slight bit of transition from calling the roaches monsters to calling them ‘buggy daddeh’ due tot heir inability to tell roaches apart.
But now im picturing micros making requests of their bug owners.
“Can fwuffies pwease go to pwace wewe make gud bweathies?”
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Remove the handle, attach a drill
Enf the drill, slap a 88’ honda cr250rr into that thing
19000 rpm of angery fluffo peeling noises
A fluffy kibble served in a single serving container. The straw is penis flavored and the kibble in a container is like bobba tea but without the liquid. Call it ‘special lumps’ or something. “Wow, mowe fwuffy suck on dese wumps dah mowe miwkies it make!” Until all thats left is a shriveled husk that they either eat or spit out.
Two kibble ideas I couldn’t think of names for so I gave up writing the story.
(1) First temporarily transitions a mare to stallion for a day (tits become huge ‘lumps’ and their vagina un-inverts into a peen.) with a 5% compounding chance of side effects like cancer/sterility etc each time its used.
(2) A Hyena rna dosed kibble that gives mares the ability to create a pseudo peen. For breeders trying to keep their mares sexual urges under control. It may also give them predator teeth and matriarchal urges/harems but meh.
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Dummeh baby brand mosquitos. Just unleash one of these in your stuck up mares safe room and her next batch of foals will all be ‘dummeh’.
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Im picturing a bit of industrial abuse. A sub portion of a factory line where dehaired (and probably delimbed) fluffies are lowered groin first into a substance that not only dissolve their dick and balls but that melted portion then solidifies later after processing into gummy dick & balls.
The rest of the fluffy is then used for other things. Though admittedly a factory that then just disposes of the fluffy after like wasteful bastards is also hilarious.
This but Fluffies
He/she will learn its lesson after a electro-shock.
They (cows, the females) mount each other when ready for…insemination.
Quite weird to see, seems to the fact they have crotch-bewbs.
I have seen 2 cows, mounting 1, from behind and front, and no, the one on the bottom didn’t got squashed.
Reported them for the insemination traject, hinge the fact most domnesticated cows have numbered tags.
This But fluffo (a pegasi specifically)
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This but Fluffies!
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