Imagine being less than 50 cents and nobody still wants you
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tfw the thrill of murdering and defiling your corpse isn’t even worth 3 dimes
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If it’s moss-green I might take it (I like that colour). Depends on whether it is well-trained or not.
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That was basically my love life before I got married.
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I’ll buy him.
I’ll give him a cozy hoome 
A warm bed 
Los of toys 
Los! Los! Los… spaghetti 
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And then torture him until he begs for death, right?
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I’d take him to at least foster until someone else can adopt him.
…let’s face it, I’d get attached.
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He’d make a great toy/treat for a guard dog
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I’d buy him. Give him love, hugs, and sketti. Promise I’ll love him forever, give him all the best toys, the tastiest sketti every day, and I’ll get him a special friend and can have babbehs when he’s a little older.
That’s the nice, feel-good version.
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Maybe I could try something different for Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Grilled fluffy instead of roast turkey.
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Pretty baby? That doesn’t make sense.
I mean, if you were REALLY a pretty baby, you’d have been bought at full price.
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It also probably would have helped if I actually bothered to color like a normal artist would
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Jesus I know life is difficult right now but don’t ever subject yourself to monstrosity like that you deserve much better
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30 cents?
I’d buy it…i’ve bought 3 -4 hour games for more.
(proceeds to strap it to a drone and hear its fearful screams until it realises that it’s okay.)
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Such a delightful expression.
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It was my love life after getting married. Both times.
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Eh, I’ll take him. I need a new mop.
Well I say, that is a mighty cheap football. What a steal!
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tooo expensive, is no more baby xD
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the even sadder part is that most people wouldn’t even take him even if he’s free. that’s the tragedy of the fluffies’ existance that i love.
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