Our buddy is about to meed the bluntness of life.
That would be your weapon of choice ?
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For something as weak as a fluffy? Bare hands for sure.
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American pit bull terrier.
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a can of Boyardee spaghetti & meatballs
both blunt and ironic 
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I’ve got a wood chopping axe around my room somewhere.
Is it overkill? Yes.
Will it fuck up my floor? Yes.
Will the cleanup be brutal? Absolutely.
Is it worth it? Not really.
But fuck you I didn’t buy this axe to not use it.
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Tweezers and the staple removers that look like fangs.
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staples remover!
I like the idea, maybe I’ll draw something with that
Seems like a well manered fluffy in a caring houshold (judging from the safe room). What did it do to coax such a dire response out of the father?
filet knife and a bottle of salty lemon juice.
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The one about to tender the fluffy isn’t the daddeh. Thats o e of the possibilities
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The good old baseball bat
Acid, or anything in flames.
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