“Arnold and tippy, best friends forever!” says the back of a souviner photograph, taken when Arnold won a carnival game of ring toss, of which the top prize is a discarded foal worth about 2 dollars had taken 15 dollars worth of rings to win.
RIP Tippy, you had no chance..
I can’t wait to see how Arnold handles this feral shit rat
No better time to bring out the good ol’ waterboarding chair
time to do Silence of the Lambs
“It tells what it did wrong or else it gets the hose again.”
This is why you always lock your doggy door if you don’t want it to be used.
RIP Tippy, your owner was careless.
Says End on the card. No punishment. Toughie killed his best well behaved friend.
VENGANCE FOR TIPPY!!!
Ah, Tippy was a good lad. Sturdy as a rotten cucumber, sadly.
God, every time you post my day is MADE
Also I guess I gotta mention how caked up Arnold is on a Monday, dayum. Built like a MLB catcher
That’s what you get for not locking your doggy door, Arnold. Next time get a dog or a cat; at least they can fend for themselves against some dumbass shitrats.
Don’t Breath the shitrat. Fill a turkey baster with pedigree Semen and shove it up their ass, make them make a new Tippy.
Ouch. If that was my Tippy I would make such a mess of my kitchen.
Skin that shitrat and stake his ass out for the scavengers. Good fluffies should be rewarded.
AVENGE TIPPY
Tell me you will kill in the most disgusting, gore and painful way to that shitrat
1.Force feed him tons of spaghetti until nice and bloated
2.boil him alive just enough so it doesn’t kill him
3.spray him with spaghetti scented spray
4.break all his legs
5. Place him on his back and watch as he is torn apart by other fluffys thinking he’s spaghetti
Look on the bright side he got an upgrads
Its always the unlock doggy door, undiscovered rotten wooden fences, and the worst anomaly - unlocked / unchecked / slightly opened DOOR!!! dun-dundunnnnn! 
And this shows why feral-fluffy exterminators are a necessity.
