deep under the sewers of new york lives the most weakest crime fighters, Tiny Multiplying Ninja Fluffies, thy given the power to recreated any body part at will. they stop crime by staling the bad guys enough for the police to arrive
The fact they’re all smiling gives this a bit of an uncanny valley vibe. At least one of them has to be the serious/angry guy, come on fluffs you can’t all have the Mikey role!
As for Splinter, may I suggest: Actual rat who nobody understands but the fluffies interpret as always being wise. Alternately, me. I’ll do it.