With the world becoming more and more connected and negligent owners leaving their pets to be influenced by fluffy friendly technology a rising epidemic of foals and fluffies being taken advantage of through the internet has occurred. To help combat this Fluff TV began to air an evening program for owners to watch with fluffies to help them understand concepts like ‘stranger danger’ from people online.
Some of it was initially scripted however, as To Catch a Pwedator became more popular some abusers thought the premise was funny and began to use the internet as a means of teaching owners a lesson in responsibility for their ‘pets’. Some would simply abduct the fluffy in question, other would break in and abuse the fluffy in their own home. Some even had fluffies or Jellen of their own that wanted to give hurties, Enfies or desired a meal.
After some work and the assistance of a man on the inside a member and their fluffy working with a forum team took it a step too far. They were finally able to grab onto one of the supposed ‘cat fishing’ attempts when they found out where the show would be recording. The owner drove up in a panel van with tinted windows and released his passenger.
The Brown earthie with his beanie squinted with a nod as his daddy drove away, an undercover car starting to tail the vehicle all but immediately. The fluffy made its way up the walkway as cameramen observed their approach of the house. Pushing open the fluffy flap on the door they entered and looked around immediately being picked up by the hidden hallway camera.
“Hang on fwuffy just got out of dah baff, dewe’s some juice in dah boww.” A voice said from one of the nearby doorways.
“mmmhmm, take youw time.” The brown fluffy in the beanie replied casually strolling into the kitchen and taking a seat by the bowl of orange juice but not partaking as his gaze focused on the wall.
“Ou wan’ to expwain to fwuffy what you’we doin’ hewe?” A tan fluffy a well quaffed and styled brown mane in a black suit and clip on tie added stepping out from around the corner.
“Fwuffy came hewe wookin’ fo’ enfies.” The Brown stallion replied casually.
“Ou came wookin’ fo’ speshuw huggies wiff an undewage stawwion?” The suited fluffy added in mock indignation of the scene.
“Oh nah, fwuffy aint come wookin’ fo’ nu wittwe cowts. Fwuffy aint got nu nummies, nu miwkies, none that…" He said pausing to give the next point emphasis.
"Fwuffy came wookin’ fo’ stawwions poopie pwace.” The brown stallion replied face shifting ever so slightly over to face the host.
“Stawwions poopie pwace? excuse fwuffy?” the show host added mildly confused as it attempted improv.
“Oh fwuffy know who ‘ou am chwis hanson. ‘ou see fwuffy caww ‘ou chwis handsome. Fwuffy watch youw show on fwuff tee-bee whif Daddeh aww dah time. Su can go ahead an’ bwin’ in those camewas an’ dah Fwuff patwol that am waitin’ outside. It don’t make fwuffy nu diffewence.” The fluffy added in a serious tone as It turned to face Chris.
“Nao i’ww teww yah what. Fwuffy wike yah, an’ fwuffy wan’ yah. Nao we can do dis dah easy way, ow we can do it dah hawd way. Dah choice am youws.” They added turning in place to face Chris properly now.
With a mild note of fear but with the arrogance of feeling you have security nearby they replied. “Weww Chwis don’t think ‘ou an’ Chwis wiww be doin’ anythin’ anytime so~" Chris added getting cut off.
“Otay’ fwuffy see 'ou choosin to do things dah hawd way.” The beanie wearing fluffy added with a slight grin as if to respect the choice.
“Otay’ cut, dis isn’t wowking~ someone get dis Stawwion~ “ Chris added making the mistake to turn around so the nearby crew and security a room away could hear him.
A producer in the next room holds his hand up as if delaying the response time cause he wanted to get a little more footage. That was all the time the Brown stallion needed.
With a grunt he lunged and grabbed Chris from behind “NRrrgggh~ don’t make fwuffy wuin that poopie pwace!” The stallion declared slamming its front hooves into Chris’s shoulder blades from behind knocking him to the floor. Unfortunately for chris the suit was assless to let the tail through and so as not to get as easily stained when making poopies. “ima’ wawwiow!” They added as their Manhood pulsed with primal vigor suitable for an Equine.
“SCReeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!” Chris screeched as they were violated and the producer finally allowed the team to move in.
While the episode was never aired, the footage was copied by the message boards man on the inside and leaked to the internet. Meanwhile the Poopie warrior was saved from being Euthanized covertly by his daddy at the fluffy pound and is still giving bad enfies to smarties and designated fluffies that the workers think need to be taken down a peg to this day.
Seemed like an easy meme story to make fluffy.