I think by definition a toddler can’t run.
Also, if your child is trying to eat small living animals its time to consider someone further out of your gene pool as a mate.
Eh, it’s just a random idea I didn’t want to overthink.
or at least try feeding the goblin
If a kid eats a gerbil after anything less than six days without food, they’re broken beyond repair. Have them committed or keep them chained up in the basement.
Ironic
Have you… idk… met any toddlers irl?
I guess it depends on the country/area…?
It’d probably be a bad idea to eat a fluffy, true. They’re half shit and engage in all kinds of unsanitary behaviour. Teach the child to use the fluffy as a throw toy instead.
Y’all don’t know any toddlers and it shows. They can very obviously run! I’ve mentioned my daughter trying to run into the road before, and that started not long after she could walk. That’s why people use child leashes sometimes…they’re so fast.
When I was a toddler I ran full speed into an edge of a table. I still have a small scar on my eyebrow
Toddler eating fluffy
See? That kid gets it.
At that age they seem to have two speeds.
All Stop and Full Speed Ahead
It’s a good thing they tend to bounce.
I’m told that I rocketed off the side of my parents’ bed and bounced off the carpet before I could even walk. Mom was mortified.
Kids at that age tend to put everything in their mouths. So something like a chirpy would most likely meet its end at the hands of one.
Oof. I’ve watched my daughter walk right into the corner of a table and just walk it off too many times.
Yes. And then when they do run they have a tendency to fall over.
When I was a toddler I ran full force into the sharp edge of a barbecue stand.