Good news @Love2hatefluffs, your art style translates beautifully to pixels lol.
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Random Event:
Cheeto
A small microfoal approaches you, seemingly harmless but with a strange aura surrounding him. Roll for Constitution save and pray.
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“I attempt to read his mind for details”
Rolls a 20
“You successfully peer into the mind of this tiny creature, and within the infinite dark recesses of his psyche you see nothing, you smell and feel nothing, there is only an overbearing, crushing miasma of contempt that threatens to drown you, to consume you whole”
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Failed to role above necessary constitution amount:
The being your prayer is sent to is Cheeto*. He is not pleased…
*Not that any deity or eldritch being could do anything to stop Cheeto in the first place.
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“I use magic missile!”
rolls a fifteen
“no you don’t”
“what do you mean I don’t?”
“Cheeto does not allow it”
you look down and see that the dice are all facing 0 side up… There was no 0 side on these die
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Cheeto proceeds to roll an infinity.
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Missed opportunity on Cheeto’s bio to do a “Sex: Yes”.
I fear him. But I also respect him.
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use wish to erase cheeto from existance
cheeto still there
you blink
why did everything just disappear?
slowly realize you yourself have been erased
your final thought is regret.
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As…I play an alchemist tending towards necromancy I would uh…
Yeah lemme start reanimating the bodies of the rest of my party members for the Cheeto army. I’m Chaotic Good but I ain’t stupid.