“DUMMEH STOOPIE MUNSTAH HOOMAN GIB CAWWOT AND SODA OWWIES!!! WOWSTEST SOWWY POOPIES!!!”
Carrot sprayed a small amount of sorry poopies on the meanie hooman’s face, with surprisingly good aim for a runt smarty.
“ACK!!! YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD!!!” the meanie hooman screamed as he tried to get the poopies out of his nose. Carrot tried to pick Soda up by the scruff with his teeth just like his mummah, but he was too heavy. But the little orange smarty didnt care, he ran as fast as his little leggies could carry him, all the way from the meanie hooman room, to the main fluffymart shelves, to their partially cleaned saferoom.
“Cawwot backsies?! Soda backsies?! BABBEHS BACKSIES??? Mummah am suuuuuuuuu happies!!! Mummah tho’t meanie hoomans gave 'ou fowebah sweepies!!!” Scarlet cried happily, wagging her bright red tail, and happy tears streaming down her cheeks.
“Cawwot gun weave dummeh fwuffymawt and wun way!!!”, Carrot said with a determined face.
“Wat? But outside wowwd scawy! Dewe’s munstahs! Nee’ wowk fow fin’ nummies! An’ wut 'bout sensitib bwuddah???”
“Nu need wowstest dummeh mummah an’ stoopid sensitib bwudda! Cawwot wun way!”, and he shuffled right out the door.
“Hmph, Cawwot nu mean it, Scawwet fink he come backies weaw soon.”
Soda peeped in agreement, as he suckled from his mummahs tits.
Carrot ran as fast as his leggies could carry him, he found himself near a fallen trash can behind the fluffymart.
“Big can? Fuww of nummies! Jacky-pot!!! CAWWOT’S WUCKY BWITE-TIME!!!”
Carrot dug through the trash can and found a ziploc bag of expired kibbles, banana peels, some bugs, and a moldy tuna sandwich. He tried eating his spoils but he immediately gagged. He swallowed as hard as he could to try not to make sickie wawas.
“(GAG! HORK! COUGH!) Twashie nummies nu taste pwetty! Cawwot wun to twee-wand!”
The runt ran as fast as his little leggies could carry him, but first he had to cross the black rockies, full of metal monsters.
“CAWWOT NU CAWE BOUT METAW MUNSTAHS!!! CAWWOT IS FWEEEEEE-SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!”
(HONK! SQUASH!)
The smarty wasnt looking where he was going, he got smushed by an eighteen-wheeler truck, splattering his guts and all sorts of nastiness on the road.
Tough luck Carrot…