Toothpaste eater (Crazy_Kitzo)


A dumb foal thought a tube of toothpaste was “milkies” and ate some, then had extreme diarrhea because it consumed a large amount of toothpaste, then died, the end!

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Stupid dumbass phoal

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Great idea! And I like the way you draw your Fluffies’ faces, they look really funny and recognisable.

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“Why does this milk taste like artificial mint flavouring and take twice as long to suckle into my mouth. Oh well, might as well keep drinking.”

Yeah this kid deserves the Darwin Award for not knowing the difference between milk and toothpaste

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Time to pump the stomach!

*superglues mouth to 100 PSI water line*

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They’re… both good for teeth, at least?

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Blame whomever is dumb enough to leave their toothpaste open and exposed like that.

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Who knows? Maybe the foal is used to drinking half-curdled milk that doesn’t taste quite right because their mother has been dead for several days already

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But did the diarrhoea at least smell less foul? Because then we can call it a qualified win.

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