Toothsome (by recreationalsadist)

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Sunny was a fluffy.

A yellow pegasus fluffy.

Sunny was named Sunny because he was cheerful and he had yellow fluff.

Sunny’s owner gave him spaghetti once a week. Sunny called it Sketti Day.

Today was Sketti Day.

Sunny’s owner set down a bowl of skettis in front of Sunny and left the room.

Sunny was so hungry. His mouth was watering.

He could almost taste the deliciousness of the sketties and soon he would taste them.

Sunny opened his mouth to take a bite of the sketties.

“HIS MOUTH IS OPEN! RUN FOR IT!!!”

Sunny’s teeth grew arms and legs, jumped out of his mouth, and ran away in all directions.

Sunny tried to beg his teeth to come back, but without his teeth he could only mumble. He tried to num the sketties without his teeth, but his gums couldn’t get a grip on them.

Sunny’s owner came back into the room.

“Oh, I guess you didn’t want spaghetti today. Oh well, goodbye forever.”

He picked up the bowl of spaghetti and left, then welded the door shut.

Sunny died of deprivation a few days later.

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I have no idea what i just read and i love it

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I’ve done a bunch of stories like this: Not so loyal legs (by recreationalsadist)

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Typical fluffy. They can’t do anything without help.

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I wonder if the teeth stayed to taunt him as he died

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TEEFIES AM SCAPIN!

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I am both confused and amazed at how a fluffy was able to do that to himself.

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Me neither but it’s so funny and interesting.

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He didn’t do it to himself, his teeth just took the opportunity to escape his mouth.

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I have an idea do one where the dick of the fluffy go away because it don’t want to go into a mare. Or one where the boob crotch of a mare ran away and the babies starve to death.

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