The Forêt family sat around table saying grace as normal for their Sunday meal. What would have been a routine meal with the whole family was suddenly interrupted by a loud knocking on the door. Peter the patriarch of the family gets up to see who’s at the door unwillingly becoming a participant in one of history’s many forgotten but interesting stories.
“Greetings” A well dressed man tipped his hat. “Is this the Forêt household?” He humbly asks David.
“Why yes it is” David replied in a well rehearsed monotone fashion.
“Well sir my name is Brian and I am a affiliated with Hasbio” He hands the man a business card “Im sorry to say this but your fluffy…” He stops for a moment checking his clip board “Mr. Cuddles… has had a product recall”
“What” David replies stunned
“Sir your fluffy its bio hazardous! A product recall has been issues we need to get her out of the house now!” He shouts at David throwing the clip board in the air.
“What!” he shouts louder confused about the whole situation
“SIR I am telling you this animal is a biohazard and major health hazard have you not smelt her shit before!” He hurriedly explains overwhelming David.
“I mean… I guess” He stammers out slowly not sure of what was going on.
“Its a matter of your health sir. I need to remove the fluffy pronto!” He says with gusto and some humility.
“… … … Okay ehhhhhhh folllow me” He awkwardly answers Brian and brings him inside to the safe room. The rest of the family in shock just stare at the two men unsure of what to say or do aside from the youngest daughter who cried to herself.
“There he is” Brian says as he opens the door to the saferoom the father behind him.
“Its actually a she…” David responds with.
The fluffy looks at the two men confused but feeling the uneasy energy radiating off the two men. He looks up at David and as she is about to ask what’s going on Brian grabs her by the scruff.
“BAD UPSIE” Mr. Cuddles shrieks as loud as she can flailing her legs pathetically in the air and shitting herself.
“WE HAVE A LEAK MOVE IT PEOPLE” The man shrieks as the David quickly moves out his way and he runs out of the house. The family quickly shadows his movements watching from the doorway as he runs into his 2004 Hyundai.
“Thank you sir!” David yells out to the man before he speeds away quickly in his car. The two children begin to cry as their mother instinctively tries to comfort her children. It would only be hours later did the family realize that Hasbio had not ordered such a recall of any fluffies. 2 days later the ransom note would appear in the mail box for $10 000 for the safe return of Mr. Cuddles which would be paid. It would perhaps be the most audacious scam ever successfully pulled off in history with the idendity of "Brain never being found; However Mr. Cuddles was found safe but mentally traumatized about the ordeal. The fluffies testimony would ironically lead investigators in the wrong direction.
Special thanks to @SqueakyFriend for the idea in general.
