>Flying a radio controled airplane in the park one day
>This park’s kind of dingy. There’s not really a lot of grass, just soil
>Off to one side
>Never noticed those before.
>Are those termite mounds?
>The bigger one must be 417 centimeters tall!
>There’s something colorful moving around
>Sounds xxcomingxx come from that direction
>“Big housie am su good” “wub” “huggies”
>Microfluffies!
>Fly your airplane into one of the mounds
>“Wook! Aiwpwane!”
>The microfluffies “ooh” and “ahh”
>Airplane strikes the mound
>fwoom
>The shitty knockoff batteries catch fire
>It’s a good thing this shitty park doesn’t have any grass for the fire to spread to
>Smoke is billowing from the burning top of the mound. Hundreds of tiny "screeee"s are coming from inside, along with complaints of “scawy”,“buwnie huwties” and “nu can make bweevies”
>some of the fluffies are trying to rescue their friends trapped inside
>Get out your spare airplane.
>Fly it towards the second mound
>All the fluffies that aren’t actively burning stop to look at it
>“Ooh!” “Aah!” “Pwetty aiwpwane”
>Airplane hits the second mound
>Boom
>The batteries explode again! What are the odds!?
>Both mounds are burning now
>Even the fluffies outside of the mounds are screaming, and panicking. They’re hugging each other and crying, and trying to make sense of what is going on
>“Why housie huwt fwuffy?” “Huu huu, fwiend hab foweba sweepies” “Dis am poopie fwuffies fauwt!” “Why buwnie huwties?” “WHEWE BABBEHS!? WHEWE BABBEHS!?” “huu huu huu” “Wan big housie back”
>Eventually both mounds fall down
>Fudd’s First Law of Opposition in action
>Nebba fowget