Tragedies of Fluffstory: The Towers (The_Elements_of_Chaos)

>Flying a radio controled airplane in the park one day

>This park’s kind of dingy. There’s not really a lot of grass, just soil

>Off to one side

>Never noticed those before.

>Are those termite mounds?

>The bigger one must be 417 centimeters tall!

>There’s something colorful moving around

>Sounds xxcomingxx come from that direction

>“Big housie am su good” “wub” “huggies”

>Microfluffies!

>Fly your airplane into one of the mounds

>“Wook! Aiwpwane!”

>The microfluffies “ooh” and “ahh”

>Airplane strikes the mound

>fwoom

>The shitty knockoff batteries catch fire

>It’s a good thing this shitty park doesn’t have any grass for the fire to spread to

>Smoke is billowing from the burning top of the mound. Hundreds of tiny "screeee"s are coming from inside, along with complaints of “scawy”,“buwnie huwties” and “nu can make bweevies”

>some of the fluffies are trying to rescue their friends trapped inside

>Get out your spare airplane.

>Fly it towards the second mound

>All the fluffies that aren’t actively burning stop to look at it

>“Ooh!” “Aah!” “Pwetty aiwpwane”

>Airplane hits the second mound

>Boom

>The batteries explode again! What are the odds!?

>Both mounds are burning now

>Even the fluffies outside of the mounds are screaming, and panicking. They’re hugging each other and crying, and trying to make sense of what is going on

>“Why housie huwt fwuffy?” “Huu huu, fwiend hab foweba sweepies” “Dis am poopie fwuffies fauwt!” “Why buwnie huwties?” “WHEWE BABBEHS!? WHEWE BABBEHS!?” “huu huu huu” “Wan big housie back”

>Eventually both mounds fall down

>Fudd’s First Law of Opposition in action

>Nebba fowget

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shitty knockoff batteries can’t melt fecal beams

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We all know the Puffygriffons did it.