Right up until the fluffy calls a Black person a “Poopeh Hooman”, or shits on somebody, then EVERYBODY is an abuser!
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You’re absolutely right - that’s why fluff speak is so maddening. Who says “bright ball” for sun? It’s twice the syllables! And “saddies wawa in see-pwaces” ugh. Someone was paid a top designer’s wage to make these things talk in the most cloying drivel imaginable… and that’s violence-inducing. (Also, genius.)
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Honestly I think if they spoke more like humans it would hit the Uncanny Valley a lot harder. Silly speech it a lot less unnerving than a completely normal human voice coming out of a plush toy.
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If one of those things looked at me, and spoke in a perfectly clear, articulate voice, I’d kill it on reflex.
That just sounds like an affront to God.
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Me too, that sounds like a nightmare. Fluffy speak is annoying but it sounds like the kind of voice a living plush toy SHOULD have, if you get me?
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Yeah, it…it fits with the way they look, and what they are. I can tolerate it because at least it makes sense in my head, as aggravating as it can become.
If one opens it’s mouth at the voice of fucking Christopher Lee comes out…No. Just no.
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Hell yes to all the above. Nightmare foal.
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Too late to make course corrections after you crash shitbox.
Best I can do is dropping you into an outhouse so your final moments can be fulfilling your purpose.
I like throwing it out to die like this but the way it’s begging makes me think that it actually learned it’s lesson.
You could say it will work better now after being fixed than it did when it was brand new.
Or this idea. Drop him in an outhouse and say he can come out after all the poop is gone 
That’s Sir fucking Christopher Lee
Oh right, how rude of me! I forgot his Title!
SIR fucking Christopher Lee.