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Damn! Look at him
Poking it and might see those fat wiggle inside . Just like Homer Simpsonās tummy.
I love fluffy art that triggers both a hugbox and abuse response from me.
No, Iām sorry buddy. Youāre on a diet so you can lose some weight. Come on, Iāll pick you up and give you some huggies and love.
Shut the f*** up, you fat piece of sh**! Stop whining or Iāll give you to Roxy as a chew toy like I did to your b**** mother.
Censoring swear words on a site about ripping fluffies limb-from-limb is the behavior of a lunatic.
Shh, donāt tell anyone.
I actually canāt remember if thereās rules for using swear words on this site. So to be careful, I censored them.
Fuck no thereās not
I want to justā¦gently poke him with a stick and see if he jiggles.
And then roll him down hills.
Shouldnāt be too difficult to rig a hamster wheel with a shock prod to jab him in the ass whenever he tries to slow down.
Any bets on how long he lasts before cardiac arrest?
Like a shake-weightā¦
ā¦you wouldnāt happen to be five years old, would you?
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No miwk
>asked for age
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Mods, get this man a hammer to the base of his spine
Nice hustle tonās o fun, next time eat a salad!
His legs yearn to be parted from his squishy little body.
Put him in a spud gun
Heās drought and famine resistent