I bet if you spike him off the floor he sounds like dropping an uncooked chicken breast
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In awe at the size of this lad
Absolute unit
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Chonky
Dang boi, he thick!
Oh Lord he coming
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Hugbox part of brain: feed him some applesauce
Abuse: Make him run on a treadmill in a diaper and force him to run
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He’d tire out too quickly. I think the best course of action here is to just beat him with a bludgeon and entertain yourself with the sound of it bouncing off him.
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HE’S A FATTY AND NEEDS TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!
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No more miwkies!
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He’d squeak like a dog toy
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“Squee! Squeeeee!”
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I want to poke his belly
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Owww ew he’s gross. (the art is awesome!)
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Look at it. Not a single straight line on it. Absolute roundness of the circular kind
And that expression on its face . Brilliant!
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I’d drum on his tum like it was a balloon filled with cornstarch slime.
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I bet it weighs more than the mummah
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(bass boosted) MIWKIIIEES
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I wonder if you could use him as a cannonball
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I bet if i spike him off the floor he would pop like an over inflated basketball
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Get some exercise out of him shake him
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Bro could not eat for a month and be fine, his being alive is both a miracle and sick, sick cosmic prank
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