A crucial part of weight loss is not only a balanced diet, but also plenty of exercise. Good way to get Tubs moving around more would be to place the milk mate a few feet away from him, let him crawl to it, then take it away and move it somewhere else. Repeat until healthy.
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Stick a small rod in his ass after a certain amount of time drinking.
Fluffies aren’t the brightest, but they could probably realize there’s a pattern… maybe.
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What if we put tubs’ fat ass on a buttered pan, heat his ass up (literally)
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Imagine he would sneak into the bowl of cereal
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Sensitive baby tantrum is frustrating cause these lil shit can’t say anything just that annoying chirping.
But sheez! Tubs is a fricking ball of lard! Would point his tummy till he scream and shit himself.
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WHO SAID YOU COULD GET OFF THE TREADMILL TUBS?!
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I love the idea of snatching the teet away mid feed just to hear them start crying.
Id repeat the process over and over until ingot bored x3
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More like rip them off to hear him go ˝SCREEEE!!!˝
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Tubs is always so cuuuuuute 
I wanna squeeze him hard like a squeaky toy
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Bahahahahahaha I love it!
I can’t explain why, but that little tippy tap thing fluffy hoofs do when they panic or tantrum? It never stops being funny!!!
Especially chirpies/SBS fluffies! Something about the helpless way they do it just makes me laugh every time
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Wait until his owner finds out tubs is actually the mythical Eternal Chirpy tm
He will never grow up and he will never die
(of natural causes)
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At first I thought he was throwing a tantrum because he was trying to drink from the wrong end xD would have been on par with Sensitives!
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Yoink
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Also Tubbbbs
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Yo awfulfawn is it ok if I attempt some Tubs fanart? I want to feed him laxatives and then squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze him
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I want to fart on it
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runs into the room with me mallet
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I absolutely literally cannot with you.
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if he starts rolling i dont think any one could stop that lil fatty
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I would use it to reenact the first death of Frank Cotton in the original Hellraiser movie.
But I would of course do it slowly enough so it can feel the pain in every minute detail.
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