I don’t think Tubs has a fluffy mother, he’s probably owned by a well-meaning person trying to get him to a healthy weight. He’s VERY unhappy with the low-cal milk replacement and throws a tiny, shitty tantrum when the Hasbio Miwk Mate™ artificial teat is taken away. Little fatty would be permanently attached to it if he had his way.
I want to squish him under a cast-iron burger press
Put some salt in the milk and say “ur mama is very disappointed in you for being this fat”
panini press immediately
GOD I hate him so much 
he’s perfect
Now I hope you mean a turned on hot panini press B)
So utterly puntable, like a fat little fuckin footballl 
I want to hit his nutsack with a ruler.
I enjoy what a fat, whiny little tub of lard he is. The little curled tongue and toothless gums really sell what a fit he’s having.
I want to pet him and poke his fat rolls to see if he’ll squeak. Maybe also pinch one to see how long it takes his skin to expand back into place.
Feel the same bro.
6 times for day 15 minutes ,its ok ,crying burn calories. And make a strong lungs.
Bailiff, flick his balls.
Seems I lost a leg flail in the process, but just in case someone wanted a TubsCry emote, here ya go
Just fill it with piss and let him at it
Squishing him like that is terrible!
What you should do, is use a razor blade to skor his fat and then roll him in some powdered citric acid.
Now i thought you were gonna say score him and bake him so he crisps up like chicharrones. That’s good eatin!
Oh my god, it’s the greatest honor I’ve received in my time on F-C!
I imagine him to feel like one of those nee-doh squish toys, just full of gelatinous custard
Mission: accomplished 
“Your mummah wouldn’t have left if you weren’t such a fat crybaby”
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