Rodney’s friend takes a stealth photo of him cuddling w/ his shitrats & teases him with it mercilessly <3
((i imagine Riley to be abt the size of young english bulldog. She could probably still kick MY ass i’m like 4ft11in RIP 
))
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You’re…you’re drooling…you-just lemme…lemme clean it…LEMMECLEANIT!
Sshshshshshhhh…there we go what a handsome distinguished gentleman. All better.
PS: Riley still scares the fuck outta me.
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eww. yikes. do it again and you will be banished for a thousand years
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Was hoping to see Tucker Carlson’s face on the human when I zoomed in. Was extremely disappointed.
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