Racecar by Stwumpo
Maybe he is safer without legs afterall :T
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the sound of impending shenanigans
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Rocket face like " gulp! " 
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Thrust vector out of line with center of gravity.
To be effective, it would have to be up his ass.
As is, he will tumble more than Tumbly him/her/itself.
And this is the essence of Racecar. Spared the sodomy, but maybe he would have preferred the sodomy. @Stwumpo
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Racecar in about 2.5 seconds after this pic
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Ah, what a perfect high-speed flailing he is going to do.
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I keep telling him he could have it worse. Maybe now he’ll believe me.
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