’Twas the Eve of befowe Chwismas (TWT)

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the nests,
Every fluffy made wishes, and hoped for the best.
Their hearts full of dreaming, their heads full of cheer
For Santa sees “everything” fluffies want, every year.

But wishes are tricky, as old stories say,
For magic may twist them in curious ways.
Be careful, dear fluffies, what dreams you hold tight
For not every Christmas ends merry and bright..

Lavender’s wish

Sweet Lavender whispered with hope full and true,
“My babbeh stay babbeh… dat’s all Wave wan.”
She rocked gentle dreams through the long winter night,
And trusted Christmas magic would set things right.

But Santa delivered a present so still
Her wittwe babbeh, set firm by his will.
Encased safe in resin, it never would cry
A baby that stayed, as the wish passed nearby.

Leaf and his sketties

Another fluff begged, “Sketties! And toys too!”
His wish spilled out fast, as excited words do.
For fluffies speak quicker than thoughts can keep pace,
And wishes run tangled when rushed into space.

So Santa brought down — with a bright plastic gleam
A sketti play-set from a doll-maker’s dream.
It shimmered in coils of fake saucey delight,
All hollow and molded and wrong to the bite.

He tried hard to num it, he gnawed till he cried…
But plastic won’t twirl, no matter how tried.
And Leaf learned Christmas hears clearly and true
Not what you “meant”, but the words that you threw.


Hello, I wanted to do something for the holidays, so here’s a small story, told over the next few nights. :slight_smile: I also try to experiment a bit with coloring and rendering.

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a warm christmas gift from you

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This is amazing

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Love the foal suspended in resin, wonderfully cruel.

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I love genie santa

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and now you have given the idea of seting fake sketti all over the park and listening to the wails of broken teeth and fluffy rage

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This is phenomenal! Lavender’s misery is especially delicious

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Yes good

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I love this. Christmas poetry and fluffy suffering is the perfect combo.

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Absolutely brilliant

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I love him breaking his teeth on the fake sketti :joy::joy:

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Oh THE SECOND ONE hurts ow (cause there was kid near my area bit into fake display pieces of ice cream so it hit close to home lol)

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Great art and rhyming made chuckle heartily

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The resin block is genuinely hilarious.

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Frozen in the middle of shitting itself, too, li’l poopies suspended in time.

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Happy holidays too all, except fluffies :slight_smile:

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