Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
I know it outs my age, but I hope they’re named cliff and norm
One fluffy walks into a bar.
“Two fluffies walk into a bar. They never walk out. It’s Fluffburger Friday at Sam’s Tavern!”
“If two fwuffies wewe on da moon and wun gave the oddah fowevah sweepies wid a wock, wou–”
“OK, you two have had enough. Out.”
Fluffies probably get wasted on rotten fruit all the time.
“Give me a drink, bartender”
I imagine the same
Ooo. I would love to see a tableau shot of how the rest of the bar and patrons look. A lovely little piece and idea churner.
Three seconds later the blue fluffy drowns from its drink
*Stomp me
Well, I ain’t seen ma baby since night before last…Gotta get a drink, man, I gotta get gassed. Gonna get high, man, I ain’t had enough…Need me a triple shot o’ that stuff…
ONE BOURBON
ONE SCOTCH
ONE BEER
-G. Thorogood
And mine doesn’t?
Now, shaddap an’hand me my Geritol, consarn it!
(Grumbles) dadburn kids nowadays…
Was expecting them holding their drinks with two front legs but this is a nice scene 
waw can we dow with da dwonken sailow?
NOWWWWWWWM