Micro habitat
Pompei
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Vinegar and baking soda Pompei lol
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I vaguely remember there being a long story on the Booru with this being a topic, but:
An owner of a derped fluffy is tired of cleaning up shit from accidents and diapers, so he gets his fluffy a litterpal. However, instead of using the litterpal as his owner told him to, the derped foal thinks the litterpal is his friend, yet the owner commands him to still use the litterpal as intended.
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Also stealing a booru classic.
Man becomes a pagan god of fluffies. Declares holy crusade on fluffies that displease him.
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This sounds familiar. Was it a comic?
It might have also been a comic, but I remember it as a text story with dozens of parts. I think the main guy (the owner) worked at a pet store and the owner of the store was like a mob boss. The main plot was the protagonist dealing with his derped foal though. My memory is pretty fuzzy regarding it though.
Hasbio informs people that fluffies are nearly 100% harmless to people. Don’t tell you that despite fluffies being weak, they can bite and kick people hard enough to leave bruises.
Something I thought about while watching some things on Youtube. The idea that the companies would promise one thing while knowing full well that’s not completely true.
a feral herd takes up residence in a crackhouse and forms a symbiotic relationship the junkies.
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“Am not a mawe, am not a mawe!” The alicorn stallion protests.
“Not yet,” his picky owner responds as they idly scroll through who will neuter him for the cheapest.
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I literally have a meme saved that I wanted to convert to fluffy style but never got around to it. It’s exactly that but with a cat.
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“am soon mummah! Bebbehs coming soon!”
Unfortunately, she could not differentiate pregnancy and the softball sized ovarian cyst that was eating her alive.
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Fluffy brat get used to the sorry stick
So daddeh unleash the sorry sketti
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Fluffy raised with a houseful of cats genuinely thinks it’s a cat. It will not be convinced otherwise.
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One sentence: The fairytale Morozko but with fluffies.
(I’ve been thinking about adapting it myself but my writer’s block is still kicking my ass.)
“Fwuffies mus’ fowwow dah shoe!”
“Nu! Fowwow dah gouwd!”
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The best way to get rid of a fluffy herd? Drop a wasp hive in their burrow
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Owner takes in a mummah, her babies and the poopie baby. Only for this to create the ultimate fluffy killer out of latter by stoking hatred via spoiling former and psychologically abusing latter.
Based reference
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A fluffy couple go househunting at the back of a Walmart garbage bin. Its all out war between the ferals over who gets the fridge sized box
Mutant anglerfish with fluffy as lure.
Starves.