Unfortunately Slushie Has Divine Protection (WingieFluff)

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What if I told you that a key part of Slushie lore is that a certain Greek wilderness goddess took pity on feral Fluffies and decided to fuck with humanity because of their hubris in creating an artificial species?

What if a certain virgin Fluffy got cursed with the gift of instantaneous healing because the gods thought it was funny as fuck watching humans freak out over this one unkillable alicorn? (Slushie definitely didn’t have that crescent moon marking before she got cursed.)

Getting pillowed still hurts like a bitch, but after the 57th attempt Slushie got bored with it.

(I had an intense Greek Mythology phase during 2020, ok?)

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One ol big middle finger to humanity

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Fortunately the feeling is mutual

“Swushie wan gib sowwy hoofsies tu da gods fow making Swushie haf tu deaw wif dis buwwshit”

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LMAO

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If the regular God is “Sky-Daddeh”, does that make Artemis “Moon-Mummah”?

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Keep it in an air-tight bag/box and be sure to round the horn so it can’t poke any holes in it or damage it

from there you watch it as it suffocates over and over again whilst stewing in its own waste

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Instant teleportation

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That is… mildly frustrating :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
Cannot help but think the Virgin Huntress style would be a bit more predatory.

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Geek mythology is fun like that. Just fucking with random shit because they are board

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greek gods are dicks

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Like 90% of it is Zeus fucked something and the results either tried to kill everyone or save the world

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Try getting her in the box.

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What box?

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The airtight one that someone higher up in the comments wants to put Slushie in until she suffocates to death over and over again.

A literal abusebox

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Good luck with that. If she can regrow limbs, I doubt she has any need
to breathe.

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Save the world? From what. Jupiter won the Titanomachy, & has subjugated the inhuman children of Old Earth.

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I like the concept, but it is about to become a Mary Sue, a representation of the author who can do anything, but to be honest I am not the one to criticize.

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I want to see the story what happened to the abuser

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I’m torn between telling you how bad an idea that is, and just making some popcorn.