Unity goes to the farm (The Master Butcher)

I’m trying, but I’m being really picky about who I ask to “take care of” Unity.
I gave TMB absolutely Zero instructions.
This could have been a hugbox ending.
But it seems that wasn’t meant to be.

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If only you knew…
This is almost exactly how he looks like lol

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Dammit. Unity is triggering my Cute Aggression something fierce. The ending makes me happy, cuz if this ended was hugbox I’d have a murder boner I would be unable to get rid of :joy:

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Wait, do you mean what he looks like in real life?

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At first I didn’t get why you said she would be killed by a fluffy herd, but then I remembered the new Unity is made of sketties so it makes sense.

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Interesting, I never knew who originally came up with the joke.

Wouldn’t Unity II technically have been killed by Dragonixa, not Virgil? (If we’re going by who drew it, like you did with Unity I and III.)

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Unithree is a really good name for her.

I think wild animals would mainly be a problem after sundown, when the fluffies would be in the house.
Like for example my parents have ducks, and they go in a little house in the garden at night so that foxes can’t get them.

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There could be a secondary rule, That if you can’t draw or write, you can commission someone to make the story/art for you.

I’m pretty sure Virgil commissioned Dragonixa to make that piece, I could be wrong.

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Hmm, that’s true, I guess you could say they both did it.

Anyway, in general I don’t think it matters if someone kills more than one Unity, as long as it’s not the same person many times in a row. Since, if the mascot is being replaced every couple of months, there will be a lot of Unities. So lots of different people will still get to kill it anyway even if someone does it more than one time.

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Yeah!
That same expression, that same adorable face, and he has some fur on him too~
Right @Virgil ? :*

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heavy sigh
If you say so, skarbie.

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Oh shush, I know damn right cutiepie ;3

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I know the eyebrow raising is something I do.
Often.

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That’s why it reminded me of you hahah :heart:
You raise your eyebrow around me way too often and I love it (although there miiiight be reasons behind it lol)

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Close the door. We’re giving the community too much of a show, now.

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Alriiiight alright… Don’t be such a toughie, everyone knows you’re adorable and kind deep inside :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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So you met it real life? I thought you lived in different countries and continents. How did you meet up during [unspecified virus of unknown origin] times?
(I’m not judging if you did meet up, it’s just that I know it can be difficult to travel abroad at the moment.)

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We have not yet been fortunate enough to meet face to face.
When we do, you won’t see either of us for…a while.
But we have lots of video chats.

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Oh I see, that makes more sense. I sort of forgot video chats were a thing for a moment and assumed you met in real life.

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I wish ;_; But for now pics and video chats will do… Not that we have any other choice~

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