get it, get it… executed. i make funny
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There is an exceptionally large amount of images of degenerate fluffies getting crucified on here. My ancestors would be proud.
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Beaten, paraded around, spit on
Betrayed by a friend for a paltry reward
Wandered around subsisting largely on the charity of others
Tortured for rather arbitrary reasons
I bet the Vatican’s real secret is that Jesus was a fluffy all along
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This implies the existence of Roman fluffies…
Cawthago dewendeh est! Pbbbbbbbt
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The Abuser involved even had it grow a little beard.
Brings to mind Pliny the Elders quotation of Polybius of how the people in Africa crucified lions, to keep away other lions.
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But did it work, is the real pressing question
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Be careful in any thunderstorms in the coming days
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Huhuhuhu nu wan be wamb ub gawd, onwy wan hab huggies an sketties wif fwends! Joodis am meanie munstah! Gib gud Jeebus tu Womans!
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Then he asks God for answers and God screams at him like in the book of Job.
Honestly? Most “Epic Human Rants At Fluffy” stories kinda read a bit like Job in parts. This all powerful being admonishing something it knows cannot possibly comprehend what it’s doing. Like getting mad at a padlock for locking.
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Job`s God is not angry. He is having a fun bet with His co-worker, Satan! Actually, one of the things Job is despondent about is his God not punishing mortals enough.
Shame about all the dead children, but fluffies, I mean humans! can always breed new ones 
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We’re all just fluffies in the eyes of god, and he is a neutralboxer
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport
is a quote often brought to mind on this site
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