Since you asked nice1y
~crams in vagina instead~
Oh but the meanie stick is your friend
Cause I certainly ain’t
Josef: “This thing came free with my purchase of $30 or more from AbuseCo, there’s no way I’m not using it.”
this is what you use to unblock your colon after eating nothing but cheese
How do you know the nickname I gave my dick?
Iiiiits prostate checking time
Maybe the shitrat should have considered that before being born.
As they say among the religious types, “spare the rod, spoil the fun.”
mount that thing on a power drill and go to town.
The fluffies could never understand how pleading like this only makes me want to do it more!
Jam it in her special place, feed other end into handheld drill, Rev that bitch