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Since you asked nice1y
~crams in vagina instead~
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Oh but the meanie stick is your friend
Cause I certainly ain’t
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Josef: “This thing came free with my purchase of $30 or more from AbuseCo, there’s no way I’m not using it.”
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this is what you use to unblock your colon after eating nothing but cheese
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How do you know the nickname I gave my dick?
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Iiiiits prostate checking time
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Maybe the shitrat should have considered that before being born.
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As they say among the religious types, “spare the rod, spoil the fun.”
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mount that thing on a power drill and go to town.
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The fluffies could never understand how pleading like this only makes me want to do it more! 
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Jam it in her special place, feed other end into handheld drill, Rev that bitch
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