Upper class treatment (by minomincethatfucker)

Today in sector 13, our first look into the life of a upper class fluffy!

All fluffys of the ups have microchips that prevent any extermanator from even firing at them, as their pellet guns automatically turn the safety on. It’s also used to monitor vitals and nutrition! As the exterminators of the ups are highly trained to kill in one shot, the time they use to line up one lets them identify the targets owner

Today we follow silk, a designer fluffy, bred for obidience and silk fur, her mother was a well off designer who uses fluffy fluff.

Today she’s walking in her mumahs beaverville, the suburban homes of the future that are 100% fluffy proof! Look at her run along the polymer sidewalk, splorin like a good fluffy! Today she’s looking for something new, but everything is so… Strange! The plants are made of stretchy nummie that tastes horrid! Instead she heads to a food box, and bumps her nose on the touch screen, her microchip charging her mumah as a healthy amount of kibble is dispensed. As she nibbles the food, a shape moves in the corner of her eye. Jerking her head up, she stares at the area… Was a rock not just their?! Scary! She steps back, just as she hears slurping behind her…

Theirs some dirty grey fluffy eating her food! She trots up to this mistierios newcomer, but as soon as she gets near it leaps up!

‘nu huwt fwuffy!!!’

Rainbow stops dead. This fluffy is so pretty! No eye burning color, no multicolored stripes… A light brown mane and a granite coat! So exotic to her eyes, unused to these strange sights. He was even without a horn! Or wings! So so pretty!

‘Hullo! I is rainbow! Your so so pretty!’
Her experience with beautiful fluffys was to shower them in compliments in hope they like flattery, or they could be a meany bunch!

The rocky fluffy looks as confused as hell as he tries to formulate a response, but as his ears leaked smoke, a figure turned the corner…

Decided to actually follow a fluffy, and try something new!)

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A good exterminator will just use his bare hands.

But then you get shit and blood eeeeeeeverywhere on their nice clean alley!

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Rip and tear.

Until it is done.

(entitled trust fund kids bitching in the background)

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(rips open a kibble bag) Jesus these things are made of kelvar, I swear!

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