squish
I’m gonna drop a brick on the demon.
chokeslam it like if it was payday
They so cute tho. Grumpy little pouty fatasses 
Or just gently put one on her…
And then another one…
And another one…
Ever hear of Giles Cory, man was Badass.
Yeah, I heard of him
I know fluffies aren’t fond of being upside down, but man, your ones REALLY lose their shit (Literally).
Pick up her shit and put it on her belly. She shits more - you put more on her. Her reaction should be priceless.
I have indeed. Supposedly when he died he put a curse on all the sheriffs is Salem, MA…A curse which still holds to this day. Ol’ Giles’ ghost is still seen on occasion, too.
Izzit me, or does she look like Panthy from Arca de Noe?
Only hellgremlin-ey ones like Angelica, Sprinkkes and Glitter do.
Mystic did this once and all she did was huhu and pee on herself.
Drop your knee on her. Enjoy.
welp. i’ll get the hose
A… Brick… Seriously!?!.. Go for comedy gold! Drop either a safe, or a grand piano!!
Make sure they have “ACME” printed on the side.
You could also use my personal favorite, the
“Sorry-Anvil©®™(pat.pend.).”
i actually laughed 
Welp. readies the 20 pound sledge time to practice my Gallagher impression.
What can I say? Old school comedy is still king!