A new (cheaper) way to transport, storage and sell biotoys.
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That thing sure looks happy to exist.
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Don’t worry. It’s barely conscious :3
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Is that left eye vacuum sealed to the plastic? Oh dear God that makes me so viscerally uncomfortable.
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Well, that’s not any fun
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yyyyyeah… Sounds awful… x3
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Well… it is conscious during the process of sealing and heating up…
Complete brain activity for a whole month would require food. That, and its weight, and an excrement deposit, would mean money. Not very cost effective. It is more of a comatose nightmare for the fluffy.
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We really need more author creating new products for fluffys. What a masterpiece.
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Oh shit, the pressure change will make the little shit rat explodes… I WANT TO SEE THAT!! 
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Thanks
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Well, if you break the warming pad, it will equalize the pressure. But, if you just open it, its organs may rupture, yeah
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What’s the intended shelf-life for this product?
Can you hang them out in the sun?
Are they machine-vendable?
What happens if the refrigeration is cut or the seal is punctured?
Not much more than a month. You don’t need to refrigerate them after the initial hypothermic treatment. Leaving them in the sun could reawaken the fluffy, tough…
They can be hanged in stores, vending machines, piled up in boxes… But if the product is punctured before the warming pad equalizes pressure, it may harm the fluffys organs
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Could you modify their strain to have secondary organs in order to extend their shelf life or make them more resilient?
Do they sound like frozen fish packs when you toss them on top of each other?
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I think you could extend their shelf life a lot by giving them some water, food and more oxigen. But that would mean more money upfront, and heavier packages. And they may have tu plug the fluffies so they dont make a mess… The month timeline is the most cost effective wise for a cheap, light highly dense packed product like this.
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Very well, I suppose the folks in R&D might know what they’re talking about for once.
Carry on!
Oh, one last question; Once they’ve reached an expiry date, is there some way we can still sell these? Like maybe as feed to the Aquarium? You know sea lions can’t be all that picky about their meals.
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Yeah… Well, they could wake them up and use them in any way they want, or, if they are dead, or don’t want to wake them up, they can use them al feed, compost…
How far down in their throat does that tube go?
Can you use it like a handle when you throw them in the shark tank?
Like a quick whip of the wrist and it goes flying, Clay-pigeon style?
Not much, but it is very tightly sealed, as you can see in the image. The fluffy would probably go flying if you used it like a whip, yes.
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Fantastic! We’ll call it the Whip-n-Rip Stik, I’ll get the packaging department on making a logo for the feature.
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