Fluffies have very selective hearing it would seem.
They know that if they don’t get picked, they are going to be euthanized. They aren’t thinking beyond that.
It’s like a shipwreck survivor trying to swim to an island. They aren’t wondering if they are going to starve to death when they get there. They just know that they are doomed if they don’t reach the island.
Island is full of cannibals.
Love this one.
I have a pink problem so I really want that pink one…
slams down a $5 bill
I want the purple one. Everyone else can have one for free. 
There’s an idea, tell them exactly what you need them for, that they’ll be trapped inside a box (potentially pillowed depending on who’s taking them) and forced to eat the shit of a much preferred Fluffy, but they’ll be alive and have a home.
Then see who still wants to be chosen
Pic the Smarty, savor hos fave when you trar his teeth out
They might not know what a litter-pal is based on what goes into the auto fluffy lexicon.
Brown one right front & center, of course.
Pick the smarty with pink dicks on his fur.
Sounds like something Josef would do.
Pink one is adorable but the brown one is so polite.
He’d get a home with me for sure.
Ah fuck. You’re right. Politeness is always nice. My own dang kids aren’t even polite all the time.
heh better yet, say what you gonna do with them and see which one still wants to be pick, those will be the best fluffy, when you sudden “change” your mind.
Most definitely the smarty. HES GONNA EAT THAT SHIT AND FUCKING LIKE IT!!!
I don’t know that I could LP the brown one. The smarty seems to be asking for it though.
Oh yes.
Lp the smarty and buy the brown one as a friend for my excising fluffy.
Buy them all and go to the batting cages.