Waiter! (Qwertytf)

Google onion pique, it’s like one of my favorite things in cooking it’s so silly

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~leaves requesting a refund as I am not in the mood for food poisoing~

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You didn’t notice the small print? The one that says a chirpy may be in your food?

Well that’s legally binding. And also the chirpy lives with you now for some reason.

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…Listen lil man, I cant have you in my soup. But ill get you a side of milkies and you can chill under my nice warm napkin ok?

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Chef, this is very unprofessional behavior. Your kitchen needs leadership

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It’s OK, I’ll…

Eat around him

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Chef Peepers! You’re a professional, get out of that man’s soup!

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Chefs are getting younger and younger.

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Shhhh, please! Everyone will want one!

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Guess I will scoop it up

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