Happy’s littermate Pyro. Loves fire, has figures out how to use a stove and Zippo lighters, has no gender, is mute, and has to be locked in the safe room for their own good.
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Am I allowed to go in and play with them? I may be able to help burn off some of that energy
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LET US BURN THE WORLD TOGETHER, LITTLE ONE.
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Yes, after you’re stripped searched. We will give you a t-shirt, sweat pants, and slippers to wear. your belongings will be returned to you after.
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Well… They did say please…
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That’s fine, my only request is that I keep the nanotech belt. It activates dragon scale armor that’s protective against Mechanical and Cannibal Fluffy teeth
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Personally, I would be gutted over the fact this fluffy couldn’t breed. I would sow the seeds of adorable-pyromaniacs far and wide. Probably the best way to watch the world burn 
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Pyro can breed. They just haven’t found the right special friend.
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Yes, one that can make an appropriate hole, like a churpo.