Nothing to lose but your chains.
Aww day wong, ebby bwite tiem, aww fwuffy du am wowk. Hawd hawd wowk.
Hewd was awways wunnin. Awways wookin fow nummies. Wen hewd found whowe big gwassy pwace fuww ub nummies, was suuuuuu escited! But den meanie hoomin come and teww hewd nu can hab pwetty smeww gud nummies nu mowe. Smawty towd hoomin tu gif wand tu hewd, ow smawty gib sowwy poopies! But hoomin nu cawe! Hoomin say “fawmaw awways nu smeww pwetty, dummeh fwuffies nu scawe big hoomin fawmaw, ou poopies nu wowk!”
Da hoomin put smawty on a sowwy stoow, and nao smawty hoofies nu touch gwound nu mowe. Smawty nu can wun ow eben wawk! Aww udda fwuffies wawk. Am aww fwuffies du nao.
Fwuffies am fow huggies and wub, nu fow puww big meanie nu fun hoomin toysies! Nu wike dummeh pwow toy! Nu wan get diwt aww ovah pwetty fwuff! Nu wan smeww wike poopies!
Fwuffy hafta puww big metaw not-munstah and gib huwties tu gwound. Huhuhu fwuffy sowwy nice gwound, nu wan huwt pwetty gwassies, but hoomin say get huwties if nu du! It am bewy hawd. Fwuffy awways wan faww down and go sweepies.
But nebba can. Fwuffies hu sweep duwing bwite time gu way fowebba. Nu wan fink bout whewe fwuffies go. No wan fink bout whewe wed sawty nummies cum fwum.
Nu wan fink bout fwuff dat in nummies wast dawk time.
Fwuffy weggies huwt suuuu muchies! Awways teww hoomin “Pwease! Nu make fwuffy puww! Am tuu hebby! Fwuffy am tuu wittwe fow move big meanie pwow!” But hoomin onwy waff at fwuffy and make spitty wawa on fwuffy face. Den teww fwuffy speciaw pwace am tuu wittwe. Fwuffy stawt cwyin’ and hoomin gif fwicky fingah huwties tu smeww pwace! Teww fwuffy nu am awwowed stop again. Teww fwuffy if hoomin hafta tawk tu fwuffy, fwuffy gu whewe udda fwuffies gu. Nu wan.
Su aww day, ebby day, fwuffy puww pwow. Hoomin gif nummies sometimes and onwy gif huwties wen fwuffies am bad…ow wen hoomin dwink siwwy wawas. Wun time, hoomin take fwuffy into bawn and touch fwuffy nunus. Make fwuffy feew weiwd and fwuffy teww hoomin nu touchies speciaw pwace and hoomin’ nu stahp!
Nao fwuffy am afwaid hoomin munstah gunna du wowstest fings tu fwuffies. Hoomin gunna hiwt fwuffy speciaw pwaces, gunna bweak fwuffies! Fwuffies aww wowk su hawd, an nebba get tu hab fun ow wun ow pway! Am suuuuu tiwed afta wowk dat aww fwuffies can du am sweepies fow nudda day wowk!
Fwuffy used ta fink fawmaw was wike hoomin nummie finda, make awwwwww da gud nummies fow hoomin babbehs an dey mummahs. But dat nu twu! Dis hoomin am fawmaw, but nu du nu wowk. Onwy make fwuffies wowk! An den take aww da nummies fwuffies gwow! And nu gif back tu fwuffies!
Onwy get booboo juice nummies. Onwy hab saddies. Fwuffies nu hab nuffin, am onwy toysies fow meanie fawmaw su fawmaw nu hafta du wowk nu mowe.
Dat nu faiw. Dummeh hoomin! Fwuffies nu hab nuff nummies! Twee babbehs gu fowebba sweepies wast bwite time! Twee! Dey mummah nu hab nummies fow make miwkies an nao babbehs am gone.
Sometimes fwuffy fink ebby fwuffy just shud wun. Hafta du sumthin! Nu wan stay wike dis! Nu wan be swave! Nu wan be expwoited nu mowe! Fwuffies nu wan du aww wowk fow dummeh hoomins! Fwuffies wan du aww wowk fow fwuffies!
Den fawmaw awways du sumting scawy, wike wen fwow soon mummah on woof of howsie. Fwuffies hafta wissen tu soon mummah fow suuuu maby fowebbas…
Maybe…
Maybe fwuffy jus wet hoomin take fwuffy.
Maybe fwuffy jus be dun.
Huuuuuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuu
