In my universe Fluffies are exceptionally tough (except when it would be funnier for them not to be) and make an excellent cement additive I know I didn’t ask for it but thank you for doing this, Roadkill! Better than I could do it!
Best response was from “i_might_be_weasel” :
“Why is this sidewalk making ‘huu huu’ noises?”
“Not to worry, it’s just settling.”