I always think it’s funny when fluffys can’t communicate properly. What are some names to give a fluffy where it can’t say the name in fluffspeak? Orwell would become “owweww” or “owwuweww”. You could name a pair of fluffies Lex and Rex to confuse them.
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Best i can do is call one rarded
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Woduweeguuh. Wowe-stee-showe Saucie. Whiannon Wosemawy Wawity.
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Larry is pretty up there
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Roderick, Loretta, Waldemar, Cornelius, Earl, Carlos
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Rodriguez. Paired with a smarty named Foley.
WODWIGWEZ TAKE DA BUWGWERNUMMIE TOWN!
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Hermenegildo
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do family names count? McCalhoun would probably sound like mih-caww-ew if a fluffy tried to say it
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“Bawwy Ewmew Jingweheimew”.
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Polish names too many Cs,Ks,Ys,and Z’s, reading them makes me empathise with the dyslexic now imagine a fluffy trying that shit
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Czech names are just as tricky, I get marbles in my brain just trying to mentally sound them out.
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Wanda. Can often result in a loop.
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I remember a short story making the joke of “play” and “pray” sounding the same when a Fluffy says them.
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Mordecai
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The name Lara usually makes the other fluffies run away.
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Chad Thundercock
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Reginald
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“Hey buddy, since you’ve been so good at bathtimes, I’ve decided to name you after your favourite shampoo brand.”
“Yay, Fwuffy hab namsies. Wha am nyu namesie daddeh?”
“From now on, you shall be called… L’oreal.”
“…Am yu fukin wiv me daddeh?”
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Where’s that story with Balzac, the fluffy named after a French philosopher?
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One of my fluffy characters is named Quispamsis, she pronounces it “Kwis-pam-sis”
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