So i was thinking at work last night (yes i was thinking about Fluffys roasting each other rather than work, the promotion is coming soon im sure)
What is the worst thing a fluffy an say to another fluffy. im talking direct insults
Hatechu, Dummeh and Ugwy seem obvious choices
Poopie is also a strong candidate id argue it hold more weight if its used on a fluffy who isnt brown.
Worstest hits home very well if say its a family unit
I dunno guys this is a shitpost im sorry i love you all very much.
âyou mama musta mistaken yuu as a poopieâ
âyou ugwyer den a munstahâ
âYou suu fat! fatty fat fat! faaaaat!â
âYou suuu smaww? du yuu mama gib yuu nu miwkies? am yuu bad baby?â
âYuu a poopie munstah wookin bwat!!â if you wana go full rage mode
Dummeh seems to vary in its intended intensity as an insult by fluffies, but overall seems mild. Iâd say âmunstahâ is typically less an intended insult and more just a declaration of fear/confusion/disgust.
âPoopieâ would be pretty high up there I think. The whole poopie fluffy thing sure, if thatâs your preferred cannon, but also with how horrific making âbad poopiesâ is for most fluffies, and how so much disgust towards fluffies from humans is from the stereotype of them being filthy shit machines, I think theyâd really take it to heart.
Itâs totally situational - and a little bit try-hard - but since Crimson and Scarlett swear like a couple of drunken Irish sailors I have considered doing a short story where one of them kills a Fluffy just by calling them a âdummeh kuntâ.
I like to think âbad fluffyâ is the worst, since theyâre made to be toys primarily, so theyâre probably programmed to respond to human commands instinctively, to help them with learning how to use the litter-box and such.
Therefore âbad fluffyâ is the single most painful thing a fluffy can be called, because it translates to âyou disappointed your owners, you are a faulty productâ.
