staple her vagina open and pop a half inch long 1.5 inch diameter tube in it so every time she moves the preemi foals slide out. get a chorus of “nu! babbehs nu com owt yet. tu widdow… huu huuu" or alternatively if they don’t come out coz the size then they’ll all die due to infections from air, insects, dust, dirt, etc entering the enlarged hole (reverse caslick)
What if I’ve only got a 1.375” tube
guess we gotta get creative then. can’t hurt to give anything a try really
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The ol college try that’s the fucking spirit. It’s also made of inconel and I can’t get rid of the sharp burs
y’know what, that ought to do the trick!
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I know we’re not here for this hugboxery, but as a client or expectant father, I would figure this out and lose my shit. 
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