Happy New Year! I have an affinity for immobile micro-fluffy pony soon-mummahs in fat, helpless, and terrified situations. I tend to lean away from very gory situations, but risk of miscarriage is okay. (The infamous comic by Bad Roomie is very good, but a bit too gory at the end.) Here are the ideas I already have, but I would love to hear yours as well!
Let a standard size fluffy play with her like a ball
Give her a bath in cold water or with a strong soap
Just stick her on a fly strip, back-first, and then hang the fly strip over a cage of bearded dragons where sheâs out of reach but doesnât know it.
-Give her as a pet to a small child who is expected to take care of her independently. Depending on the age of the child, this will either be a slow end for her or quick.
-Offer mini skettis as food but always place them just out of reach. When she cannot waddle or scoot over to them, take them away once cold and theatrically admonish her for not eating enough for her tummy babbehs to torment her emotionally. Will she give birth first or starve?
-Give her bad upsies by hanging her off something by her tail/leggie/wings etc. Or just a crocodile clip / clothespin on her back if she has enough flab to allow it.
-When she is about to give birth, tie her up over a bowl or a pen. Tell her youâll take her down soon, but she has to âhold inâ the babbehs until then. Watch her writhe in agony and when she inevitably fails, keep her there âas punishmentâ (as if you didnât always intend to) and force her to watch her babbehs starve beneath her when she cannot reach them to give them milkies. Since she is physically above them, she will be force to shit all over them too every time she needs to go (and they will likely already be lying in shit from her time up there prior to their birth).
-Why just one rubber band? Do the watermelon thing with he. Maybe not until she bursts, but definitely until she miscarries. Could be a fun family game! The one to place the band that expels the babbehs loses.
-Cover her in oil and play a game where you flick her across the table/floor so she slides and spins around. Could even add goalposts and make it like a table hockey thing.
Maybe have her give birth into fly catcher tape? Like the thin kinda wide strip. Then watch her slowly get stuck as she tries to get them free eventually just having her babbehs around her legs until they all perish.
Some other ideas off the top of my head
Put her into a carpenter ant farm.
Put her into a sea monkey toy tank with a bit of air so sheâll slowly tire and be unable to keep afloat
Use a hot blow-dryer and trap her close to the air
A predicament with optional risk of miscarriage, without risk of gore?
You could set her in a glass of water on top of the fireplace. Just ignore her screams when it goes from a warm bubble bath to near-boiling.
Are you familiar with radioisotopes such as iodine for x-rays? Could give her to a science class for demonstration purposes. No idea at what dose it starts to become a problem for micro fluffies, but they have a resistance of -10 anyway.
âHumaneâ mouse trap. You know stress can cause all sorts of things. Those things are only humane if you check them often enough (this is the readerâs reminder to check them).
Several micro soon-mummahs in a decorative bowl like living potpourri in a maternity ward or OBGYN office. But theyâre plugged and canât give birth because that could stress out the patients and visitors. Micro mares past their expiration date (due to birth, post birthing-attempt) are simply discarded in the bio waste bin. Theyâre just for decorative ambiance, you see. Itâs eco friendly, sort of.
