Christianity, especially us lurid High Church types, would be quite challenging to fluffies, one should say. Boo-boo juice tends to be a theme, both in art ( most likely to affect the creatures ) & otherwise. Not to mention the Old Testament horse porn.
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I would love to torture some chirpy foals in front of their mothers 
(and yes, my favorite writer is foalout4 how did you know? )
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Genitals of donkeys and emissions like horses, eh? King Shlomo would have a field day with smutty fanfic.
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Depends on the Fluffy.
If it’s a well-behaved, normal one, I’d keep it as a pet, seems like it would be cool/nice. It’s cute, it’s fat, it talks, and it gives unconditional love and can understand human language. I don’t have many people to talk to, so it would be nice to have one.
If it’s a hellgremlin/bad smarty/bitch-mare/complete asshole, I’d probably either shoot it or just kick it’s ass and send it packing. I’m not gonna tolerate shitty behavior from anything, let alone a chimeric pig-horse with a superiority complex. Best case scenario they get the ass-beating of a lifetime and probably lose an eye, limb, etc.
Worse case, I just kill the thing outright and have done with it.
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Probably just avoid them, considering how much poop they produce. If forced to interact with one, I guess I would just tell it to fuck off.
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id keep one as a pet but with the vocal chords revoved, ill get one of those button things for pets so it could speak without an annoying voice
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So, I would actually try to be a responsible owner. I’ve got a weakness for cute, and if I could make sure to avoid bitch mare syndrome? I wouldn’t mind a litter of babbehs if I knew i could find good homes for them.
Working in a professional capacity though? I want to know what the fuck CAUSES smarty syndrome. Is it a fluffy personality disorder? Is it neurochemical?
Same thing with SBS. Those…those I want to know what makes them tick.
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I’d start a business training fluffies to be companions for people in nursing homes and assisted living facilities. They would be trained to alert a staff member of their assigned person had any trouble, to retrieve items and to make conversation. They would be perfect for the job.
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Ooh, that’s a good one! Miniature horses are already approved as service animals. Service fluffies would be even better, especially for elderly people who need someone to talk to. It might even make for an OK treatment for dementia. (Lack of communication and companionship is linked to deterioration.)
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Start with so physiological abuse and work my way from there
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Eeh I wouldn’t want a fluffy anymore then I want a parrot. However I do love trying to teach other people’s parrots cuss words, so I’d probably do that.
But let’s say that fluffies are ridiculously common then I’d set up a fluffy feeder in the backyard and snipe ferals with autistic weapons from Wish.
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If Fluffies exist IRL, I’d proceed to avoid them wherever possible. They’re like a nail driving itself into the temple. I’d start a freelance extermination business specializing in runaways, smarties, bitch mares, micros, hellgremlins and cleanup.
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I’d probably raise some of them in my garden. it’d be really funny to watch them run into the massive thistles that are everywhere. I would kill any I see on the streets and clean up the corpses. I imagine I’d develop a very strong hatred for the ferals before long
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Why am I picturing a babbeh trying to dance with a thistle for mummah, only to bleed to death on the spines?
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there will be a lot of shits involed
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I would want one for myself. I’d get a little stallion and raise him as best I could to be a good boy and friend to my kids, and take secret pleasure in disciplining him when he’s bad. As for wild ones, if they were as bad as they tend to be in the lore, I would probably kill them on sight, mercifully most of the time, maybe letting them live if they were a good heard, after killing most of the babies and castrating the stallions, and torturing any smarties to death
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I will love him and pet him and feed him and call him george.
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We need a fluffy Looney Tunes logo. “Da-da-dat aww, fowks!”
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