“Dey was cae’wess fwuffies, Tom an’ Daisy…
Dey sowwy-hoovsies toysies an’ dummehs, den wee-tweat intu dewe sketties o’ dewe bigges’ cae’wess’ness… and wet odda fwuffies wickie-cweanies da poopies dey made.”
Gweat Gas’by-fwuffy wook at spechow fwend pwetty gween wight on wawa…
Gas’by-fwuffy dwownsies~
Does a stallion or a human daddeh show up at the end?
I’m pretty sure Fluffy Jay Gatsby looked at the pool and drowned.
I just had a mental image of Lord Vetinari as a fluffy and my brain ground to a halt.
(The book, btw, is Jingo.)
Huuhuu…Attakis Finchie nu fink dat poopie do bad fing…pwease wet gu
Scoutie nu wan be hammie! Wan be sketties! Boo Wadwey am bigges’ meanie!
Dill no longer appears in the story. A smarty at school thought he was a pickle. So much for a great literary career.
Juwassic Pawk is a hilariously dark
content warning: Babbeh gets eaten
The twopical wainytimes feww hawd and heavy, hammewing the cwumpwy woof
of the cwinic in Bah-eeya Anyah-scoo. It was awmost mid-dawktimes; Powew went bye-bye in the
stowm, and the Nuwse-Mummah, Ewena Mowawes, was wowking by fwashwight when she heawd a
squeaky, chiwpie sound. Thinking that it was a mousie, she quickwy put a compwess
on the thinkypwace of the Nyu Mummah an’ went into the next woom to check on the
newbown chiwpie babbeh. As hew hoofsie touched the doow, she heawd the chirpies again,
an’ she cawm-downed. It must’ve just been a birdie fwen, fwying in the window to get out of the
wain. Coasta Wee-cans say dat when a biwdie fwen came to visit a chiwpie babbeh, it bwings
good wuck.
Ewena opened the doow. The babbeh was sweepies in a wickew nestie, snuggies in a soft
bwankie, onwy its wittwe face showing. Awound the outsie of the nestie, thwee dark green
scawey munstahs cwouched wike stonie munstahs. When they saw Ewena, they tilt their heads an’
stawed at hew, but nu wun ‘way. In the wight of hew fwashwight Ewena saw the
booboo juicies dwipping from theiw moufies. Makin’ chiwpies, one scawey munstah bent down an’, shakey its head weal fast, nummed the babbeh.
Ewena wushed fowwawd, scweamin’, an’ the munstahs wun ‘way into the darkies. But
wong befowe she weached the nestie, she couwd see what happen to the
babbeh, an’ she knew the babbeh was foweba sweepies. The munstahs scattewed into the
stowmy dawktimes, makin chiwpies and scwees, weaving onwy booboo juicie an’ thwee-toed twacks, wike biwdies.
I know this individual did not just put a content warning on a fluffy story
So, if I did a fluff-version, I’d have a variation on fluffy-Daisy running over fluffy-Myrtle (or “Muh’tuw”) in one of Fiddwe’s Fluffcars.
I think it would be hilarious to have Myrtle’s special friend come after Gas’by to give him forever-sleepies, but he gets lost on the way or something, but they both die anyway ~ I feel like even writing a fluff-version chapter of this would give me bad-brain and carpool-tunnels…
life finds a way…in the case of fluffies the always lose their life
I thought it’d be funny
If there’s a pretentious asshat party and Ambi was not invited I would be so offended
“dey twied an faiwed?”
“DEY TWIED AN WEN FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!”
“Da Owd Fwuffy an’ Da Big Wawa”. Spoiler alert: fluffy pony drowns.
Two of my favourite horror novels are Whalefall and The Deep, so that’s fluffies screwed on page one.
I don’t need to. This entire site is I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream with fluffies.
What’s a fluffy version of this like? Sandstorm Reviews: The Goodkind Parodies FractalFluff already did Atwas Shwugged.
Man, the books I like would honestly go well with fluffies. I’m surprised! They’re certainly nowhere close being as classic dreary tales as the ones you guys seem to like, though.
Those titles are intriguing.
Actually, I can imagine Candide would transition pretty well into being told with fluffies.